Odon

at Perfect Misfits

An archive of Star Trek Voyager shipper fan fiction
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Possibly the funniest writer VJB has ever known.
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Night (or "The Unbearable Lack of Fanfiction")Rating: PGWith the main writers of Voq Je Bang busy on Voyager's Eighth Season, a bleak feeling settles over the list.
First Officer's Log ......
18 Mar 2002
Complete
It Was Your Blood (Part Spoof)Rating: PG13Back in July 2001, Voq Je Bang member Azteca began a mystery fanfic called "It was Your Blood" .......
Enter at own peril!
29 Jan 2002
Complete
Studies in Intimate BehaviourRating: PG13A short piece by Odon. Takes place after the events of "Someone to Watch Over Me."
A Short Story
9 Jan 2002
Complete
Statements of Intention.Rating: PG13B'Elanna helps Seven with a love letter. Contains angst.
A Short Story
9 Jan 2002
Complete
Irrelevant conversationsRating: PGB'Elanna and Seven discuss the nature of relationships.
Short story
27 Dec 2001
Complete
Infinite RalStRating: PG13Just a bit of fluff that came to me while I was in a fluffy mood.
Short story
27 Dec 2001
Complete

Stories for people over 18

The Madness of OdonRating: NC17A compilation of Odon's madness ;-} Some very funny shorts.
Unimatrix Zero
14 Jan 2002
Klingon Forehead Ridges
14 Jan 2002
Delta Quadrant Targs
14 Jan 2002
Pon Farr
14 Jan 2002
A Slash Writer
14 Jan 2002
THE PRISONER
10 Oct 2002
ON THE UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR
10 Oct 2002
Complete
B'ElannarellaRating: NC17Any resemblance to the 1968 film "Barbarella" staring Jane Fonda is purely intentional.
Parts 1 - 3
17 Apr 2002
Complete
Tomb RaiderRating: RA reluctant Seven finds herself a player in B'Elanna's 'Tomb Raider' fantasy.
Where am I? ......
18 Mar 2002
Complete
No Ordinary SpoofRating: RGoogooplex suffers the consequences of calling her fellow VJB members 'slackers'.
CUE VOICE OF MAJEL BARRETT ......
18 Mar 2002
Complete
The Artisans of WarRating: NC17T/7 cyberpunk uber.
Parts 1 to 2
18 Mar 2002
Parts 3 to 4
18 Mar 2002
Complete
Klingon DreamsRating: NC17Takes place after the events of "Infinite Regress". When B'Elanna Torres has a disturbing nightmare about Seven of Nine, she decides to play a cruel trick on the former drone. But things don't work out the way she planned.
Story starts here.
29 Jan 2002
Complete
The X FilesRating: NC17Voq Je Bang writer X is notorious for two things: her spoofs, and getting the sex wrong of VJB members she puts in them!
File 1,111,999
14 Jan 2002
File 1,231,111,999
14 Jan 2002
Complete
Why B'Elanna Is Straight?Rating: RWhy B'Elanna is straight, a short explanation by Odon.
A Short Story
9 Jan 2002
Complete
The Killer DameRating: RA scarily funny parody of "The Killing Game". If you remember "Allo! Allo!", a world war 2 comedy show from the Beeb, then this is even funnier. I will say this only once ....
Part 1
9 Jan 2002
Part 2
9 Jan 2002
Complete
Confessions of a Talking PigRating: RRemember "Fair Haven". There's a line where the Doctor says, "I've been hearing a lot of confessions lately." But exactly what kind of confessions did he hear?
A Humourous Story
9 Jan 2002
Complete
The Alternative FactorRating: NC17As Voyager draws to the end of its seventh year in the Delta Quadrant, strange things begin to happen. Parody.
A Parody
9 Jan 2002
Complete
The Relevance of Discretion.Rating: RBeing involved in an 'intimate relationship' with Seven has its' problems.
Short story
27 Dec 2001
Complete
Good VibrationsRating: NC17What do you do if there's two of you but only one sonic shower? If you're B'Elanna and Seven quite a bit! Takes place after the events of "Slippery".
Short story
27 Dec 2001
Complete
Voyager Chicks Behind Forcefields: A MovieRating: NC17Two beautiful innocent young women are thrown into the brig by the evil Captain Janeway. Parody.
A short story
21 Dec 2001
Complete
SlipperyRating: NC17Stuck in a turbolift, B'Elanna and Seven must escape with the help of some lubricant. This PWP contains graphic sex and strong language.
A short story
21 Dec 2001
Complete

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